Thursday, October 29, 2009

Guess who...

He made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics. Did you laugh?

He gave the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches. Did you think this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

He spent hundreds of thousands of (our) dollars to take his wife to a play in NYC. Did you think he was spending your money wisely?

He appoints czars that are constantly proving themselves unworthy of the position. Do you step up and say anything?

He puts our own soldiers in harms way by not providing ample supplies. Do you stand up and "Support Our Troops"?

He reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and gave the unions a majority stake in GM. Did you protest?

He burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day. Did you concluded he is a huge hypocrite?

He failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans during Katrina. Did you make it into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

He gave Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVD's, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift. Did you think it was appropriate?

He was the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference. Did you laugh and say this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

He bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia. Did you think it was embarrassing to our country?

He visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language." Did you brushed it off as a minor slip?

He filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes. Did you think it was a mistake?

He was so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again. Did you wince in embarrassment?

He misspelled the word advice. Will you hammer him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potato as proof of what a dunce he is?

He spends more time traveling making speeches and television appearances than actually "changing" anything. Did you ever tell him to stay in Washington and do his job?

He pushed through not only one, but two bills that give 3 billion dollars out for your "clunkers" to stimulate more economic growth in America. Did you bother to notice that now you have to pay income tax on that money if you took the deal? Or that over 70% of the new car sales included from those bills were from foreign companies, sending the money OUT of this country?

His administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic. Did you wonder whether they actually "get" what happened on 9-11?

He defended a group eligible for over $8 billion in taxpayer money who repeatedly gave advice on tax evasion, prostitution, and running a brothel for underage illegal immigrants from El Salvador. Did you think it wasn't an important story?

He ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so. Did you approve?

He doubled the national debt in less than one year, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate. Did you clutch onto your wallet any tighter?

He then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years. Did you challenge him?

So, tell me again, because I don't get it (maybe I'm the dunce)... what is it about him that makes him so brilliant and impressive?

Can't think of anything? Don't worry.

He's done all this in nine months ~ you'll have three years and three months to come up with an answer... good luck!

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